at what point do i get to call myself an "urban farmer"?

there are tons of little carrot sprouts
there are officially 10 asparagus bean sprouts
the mint's going crazy
the pepper plant has gotten huge (at least, I think it's a pepper plant -- it might be a weed)
tomato plants have tripled in size -- and there's one tiny little green tomato!

I enjoy the solitude of watering the beds daily, and I live in fear of caterpillars (because the first time I see one, I will freak out, and Marcus will have to take care of it). Seeing the sprouts pop through the earth is thrilling; however, I'm a little irritated that the bean plants aren't big enough yet to start climbing the poles, to say nothing of the fact that I have yet to eat a single vegetable from my garden.

In other words, so far, so good.